by Timothy Jung (6th)

The world is crazy sometimes. That’s what's going on. Today we’re asking a simple question. “What in the world?” This question is meant to say, “What in the world?” Crazy things happen, and that means that we need to cover all of it. This means great moments in CMS to questions of the school and who works in it. We are here to ask questions. And the first question that comes to mind is, “What in the world?” 

Let’s dive in. First of all, what in the world is going on in the satirical section of CMS Scoop. There’s too much now, and people are just making their own. With Daily Rubbish and Artichoke, you wouldn’t have thought that there would be more. Right? 

But this isn’t the first time it happened. A while back, there was an attempt to make “The Wacky Weekly” a thing, but surprisingly enough, the only paper written by “The Wacky Weekly” was the introduction. Why did they stop and did they feel remorse about the beginning (and the end) of “The Wacky Weekly”? But we need to talk about the present now. 

In recent events, there have been 2 new satirical articles. First was “The Trashy Garlic,” then came “The Swish”. Are these two planning something against Daily Rubbish? How about the Artichoke? Is it a resurrection of “The Wacky Weekly,” or is it just a coincidence that they came out at relatively the same time? What in the world is going on? And how will the other satires react to this? Will they accept them as a challenge, or will they just allow them to build their empires? 

Apparently nobody liked the writing of Benji Colcher, so that’s why many people started rebelling against Daily Rubbish in the first place. In fact, that’s just how the Artichoke was created. Let me give you some background history. So, when Daily Rubbish was created, multiple people joined, and by the time it came to the online version, it was thriving. Then all of a sudden, the leadership was handed over, traditionally, but some people didn’t like that. They didn’t like the writing of the new leader, so they decided to create the Artichoke. Sound familiar? Then the two different articles became rivals until they almost died out. We can infer that “The Wacky Weekly” was trying to accomplish the same thing as the Artichoke, but, being a new thing, died out immediately.

Now we go back to “The Swish” and “The Trashy Garlic”. What are they planning to do? Well, “The Trashy Garlic” has some bark, but how much bite does it really have? It’s insulting Daily Rubbish and the Artichoke, so what in the world is going on? It does state the true fact that they are both small now, but what does that have to do with “The Trashy Garlic” and its place? And also, “The Swish” is just stating fiction, and hasn’t given us any opinion on the situation. So what I’m trying to say is, what’s its opinion on the situation? And what about Daily Rubbish and the Artichoke? What in the world is going on?

Next, someone in our school, who will be on TV. A TV show. In January, there will be a cooking show. A kid’s cooking show. And someone from our school was told that he would be part of this show, that might even be famous! With his sister, he goes to the show against 22 others to try and win the favor of the judges with his great cooking. And his name is Cameron Bellezza. 

Search up baking championship next gen cast members, go to images, click the image with 26 people in it, and the fourth person from the left is Cameron Belizza. He will be on television. The ads are coming next week, and the show (as I said before) is in January. What in the world is going on? That wraps up everything for this week. See you in the next one!