7th grader Thea Kupersmith investigates the alarming moment when a chicken -- wait for it -- crossed the road.

8th grader Blake Ambler dishes the news on Philly sports.

8th grader Ayana Willoughby gives us CMS' version of The Onion -- this story featuring your ubiquitous "Florida Man"

7th grader David Hayman writes a satirical piece about the topical issue of spy balloons.

8th grader Blake Ambler gives an update on Philly sports, including the recent championship loss by the PWMS ice hockey team.

8th grader Maddie Pomager dishes out the satirical gossip—the behind-the-scenes at Mary Poppins, Jr. (running March 2-5)

6th grader Maeve O'Connell tells a story of vengeance of the most unusual kind—the uprising of the discarded pencils here at CMS. 

7th grader Jayson Kelly shares his favorite jokes and memes.

8th grader Amelia Johnson explores Donut Day and the history tied into Fat Tuesday and Lent...

6th grader Abby Bellezza explores the superiority of the pickle.